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Tuesday, 2 May 2023

The Butcher

Even investigators have to eat. An investigator makes a routine shopping trip, and returns home, only to discover the package he picked up at the local butchery contains, along with the usual sausages and sliced ham, a human hand carefully folded between two pieces of waxed paper.

A closer look at the package reveals that it was intended for someone with the same first and last names, but a different middle initial. The shop assistant has confused the two orders.

Possibilities

1 Some of the anthropology lecturers at a nearby university went native and developed a taste for the local cuisine while studying inhabitants of the Plain of Leng. They formed a small cult to practice the cannibalism and ritual sorcery they learned. The butcher is an affable, conscientious lunatic and multiple murderer that they employ to supply their unique dietary needs.

2 The severed hand is from a body dead several days of natural causes.

No murder is involved. A small group of scholars are attempting to learn more about the mythos by making a deal with the local community of ghouls. As part of the arrangement, some ghouls have temporarily moved into the scholars’ homes to assist them. The academics have made arrangements with the mortician and butchery to supply them with suitable food.

In time, they conclude their study and end their relationship with the ghouls amicably.

3 The butcher’s assistant has been experimenting with drugs. He cut off his own hand in the bacon slicer and packaged it up without even realising it. He’s bleeding to death in the butchery’s walk-in cold store, and thinks it’s the funniest thing on Earth.

If he is not helped quickly, he dies of shock and blood loss.

© Chris Kerr

Saturday, 21 December 2019

An Apple a Day

An Apple a Day

A short walk across the countryside, far away from the troubles of the city – a perfect way to relax and regain – or perhaps to investigate some hidden mysteries behind the facade of innocent rural life? Whatever lead you here, right now you are walking along a small orchard with ripe, red apples. Plop – right down before your feet falls one of the fresh apples, just if it wants to tell you ‘pick me up and eat me’. Well, an apple a day keeps the doctor away...

Possibilities

1 The apple is not from an ordinary tree. The tree is in fact a direct offspring of the Tree of Knowledge from the garden Eden. How it got here, is unknown – its owner bought a couple of ordinary seedlings on the market, and this year would be the first time to harvest.

A bite from one of the apples will give the eater a prophetic look into past (a view into paradise and the origin of the tree) or future events, good (the correct numbers in the lottery) or bad ones (the eater apparently lying dead in a puddle of blood) or really bad ones (a view into hell itself, that will drive the eater mad).

2 The apple is not from an ordinary tree. The tree is possessed by a paranormal creature (demon, dryad, fairy, evil spirit). Through the creature’s magic, the apple’s seed will sprout inside the eater’s stomach, feasting on its blood with its roots, which causes the eater severe stomach’s pain. The creature might order the eater to obey its command to avoid a death caused by an apple tree bursting out of the eater’s stomach – or just grin and tell the eater of his inevitable doom...

3 The apple is from an ordinary tree. The tree belongs to Mr Jones, a farmer always carrying a shotgun and avoided by his neighbours who consider him to be completely mad. Mr Jones believes in the values of private property. Thieves, including people who steal his apples, are punished by doing hard labour in chains. And so far no one has ever pressed charges against Mr Jones...

© Philipp Mählmann